BME HAS TO ADMIT HE FRIGHTENS HIMSELF WHEN HE BOWLS
TO PUT WOODS AS CLOSE TO THE JACK AS BME DOES MAKES OPPONENTS poo THEMSELVES .
IN A MESS ABOUT THE OTHER WEEK BME WAS BOWLING WITH 6 WOODS ON ASHBOURNE WHEN HE NOTICED A PENSIONER SHAKING LIKE A LEAF.
THIS WAS THE IMPACT OF THE MIGHTY BME
INDEED BME IS LIKE GOD ON THE BOWLING GREEN HE HAS A PRESENCE AND IS THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME.

REMEMBER LADS AND LASSES THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETETR THAN YOU AT BOWLS

BUT THERE IS NOBODY BETTER THAN BME

YOU NODDY, NUMPTY, RABBIT BOWLING STUMPS

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I AM BASED IN THE HILLS OF STOCKPORT
AND AM THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME AND THE BEST PLAYER EVER TO WALK ON A GREEN

I am 6 ft 3
Bald
Weight 20 stone
Smoke
Drink
and
Bowl

Class!

I have it on good authority that when BME is plattin it in practice - he has the mat on a string - as he's never actually had to carry one - ever!

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' I see further, by standing on the shoulders of giants'
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